[[Use this recipe at your own risk.]]
--->CAUTION: you may purposely stuff yourself!!! <----
Let's Wolfshop!
Ingredients:
a.wolves(humans are boring)
b.meat(mice, birds, or fish)
c.howling(literary discourse)
Process:
a.pick two choices out of the three meat-options for dinner
b.let each wolf taste the two
c.let each wolf vote on the one they liked by howling 10x for the best and once for the least
d.those with the most votes for each of the two should appoint a wolf per group to fight it out
Wolf it Out:
a.let each wolf state their vote
b.bowl heads towards one another
c.begin fighting(no clawing)
d.once either of the wolves is clawed, the fight is over. The wolf who did the clawing is then deemed as the looser.
Last Step of the Process:
e.fetch more of the meat that the winner voted for....of course
I feel I should explain my post,
hmmm...
but that'll take the excitement away.
Never mind.
If you're confused, cry wolf..... i guess
--->CAUTION: you may purposely stuff yourself!!! <----
Let's Wolfshop!
Ingredients:
a.wolves(humans are boring)
b.meat(mice, birds, or fish)
c.howling(literary discourse)
Process:
a.pick two choices out of the three meat-options for dinner
b.let each wolf taste the two
c.let each wolf vote on the one they liked by howling 10x for the best and once for the least
d.those with the most votes for each of the two should appoint a wolf per group to fight it out
Wolf it Out:
a.let each wolf state their vote
b.bowl heads towards one another
c.begin fighting(no clawing)
d.once either of the wolves is clawed, the fight is over. The wolf who did the clawing is then deemed as the looser.
Last Step of the Process:
e.fetch more of the meat that the winner voted for....of course
I feel I should explain my post,
hmmm...
but that'll take the excitement away.
Never mind.
If you're confused, cry wolf..... i guess
I think we are the wolves? We sure are competitive. I liked that you played off the school mascot.
ReplyDeleteThe wolf who did the clawing is considered looser? Slutty wolves.
ReplyDeleteI like wolves and meat in writing workshops. These are good things.
Ferocious creatures, these wolves! Funny to think of "literary" discourse as mere howling--but then again, maybe the Howl is the most important part of it all.
ReplyDeleteIs it just my failing eyesight, or are these codes we have to read and copy into the little space before publishing our comments getting more and more difficult to read?
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear it's you, too. I thought I was getting illiterate.
DeleteI like the ending.
ReplyDeleteWhen writing assignments for this class, I sometimes feel like I'm closer to my instincts than in any other. So I feel that the use of animals, in particular "howling" wolves, is very appropriate. It's a cool image too.
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